The Dreaded Return of the Elf on the Shelf

The Dreaded Return of the Elf on the Shelf

It’s time, y’all—time for the elves to show up in my mailbox. Really, they have been shoved in a basket in my laundry room since last December and my 10-year-old has already found them. Damn it. I couldn’t decide if that was the perfect time to spill...